Quote Originally Posted by heftysmokes
Wow! That sounds like one hell of a story...
Did you know publishing houses generally only read the first paragraph of a book before deciding whether to reject it? Super, I think you could use that as a first paragraph and fill the next 200 pages with knock-knock jokes and some publishing house would be sending you a contract!
If I were trying to get it published, I'd throw in some clowns and maybe a motorcycle gang. You know, really spice up the story...