water vs beer

[heftysmokes]

Water nerd! :P

I actually studied sewage treatment in high school. Yeah, really. There's a long story that goes along with that involving volleyball, Stairway to Heaven, and a smoking hot chick who promptly moved out of state, but I'll spare you the details.

Wow! That sounds like one hell of a story...
Did you know publishing houses generally only read the first paragraph of a book before deciding whether to reject it? Super, I think you could use that as a first paragraph and fill the next 200 pages with knock-knock jokes and some publishing house would be sending you a contract!

[SuperChuck]

Wow! That sounds like one hell of a story...
Did you know publishing houses generally only read the first paragraph of a book before deciding whether to reject it? Super, I think you could use that as a first paragraph and fill the next 200 pages with knock-knock jokes and some publishing house would be sending you a contract!

If I were trying to get it published, I'd throw in some clowns and maybe a motorcycle gang. You know, really spice up the story...