Ideologies
Taoism
Shit happens.
Confucianism
Confucius said, shit happens.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen Buddhism
What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism
If shit happens, then you deserve it.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
New Age
Affirm that shit does not happen to me.
Atheism
I don't believe this shit.
Rastafarianism
Let's roll this shit up and smoke it.
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