An elderly couple was planning their 50th Wedding Anniversary. They decided to go to the small midwestern town where they first met & they went to a Café they used to hang out at for a simple dinner. They were chatting about old people long gone and about better and simpler times.

He looked sheepishly at her, smiled and asked if she remembered the first time they made love. She said she did and blushed. She said it was in a field, with him pinning her up against a fence. He looked at her with a gleam in his eye like she hadn’t seen in decades. She got all fuzzy inside and agreed.

Little did they know that a police officer had heard the whole conversation and decided to follow them.

They arrived at the field, just after dusk, and took off their clothes. The man gently picked up the tiny woman and pinned her against the fence.

They immediately started wildly gyrating, yelling, screaming and shaking like nothing the officer had ever seen before. After about ten minutes of what looked like the most intense sex he had ever witnessed, the couple fell to the ground, still shivering. The cop went over to make sure they were OK. They both seemed fine except for being very embarrassed at having been caught in the “act” at their age.

The policeman told them that was the most wonderful lovemaking he had ever seen. He commented on what a wild couple they must have been in their younger years.

“Not really,” said the old guy, “it’s just that that fence wasn’t electrified the last time we did this!!!!!!”