Perhaps we should move this thread to a different group??
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Perhaps we should move this thread to a different group??
i don't like anybody...
Drives a Neon!
Ok, you just lost your sale right there. We all know that only swishers and white owls are good for that long without a humidor. So then you must be selling garbage.Originally Posted by don collins cigars
That's like buying fine cheese that doesn't require a refrigerator (cheez wiz).
Do you not know what a cigar smokes like that doesn't have proper humidifiacation?
So Fuck off..we don't want you white owl imitations
{*insert snide remark here*}
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Midnight Toker
I was wondering if anyone else caught that remark about not needing a humidor.Ok, you just lost your sale right there. We all know that only swishers and white owls are good for that long without a humidor. So then you must be selling garbage.
That's like buying fine cheese that doesn't require a refrigerator (cheez wiz).
Do you not know what a cigar smokes like that doesn't have proper humidifiacation?
So Fuck off..we don't want you white owl imitations
Don Collins and brother Mario, here is how you spread the word about a product.
http://www.cigarsmokers.com/showthre...ght=puros+ache
http://www.cigarsmokers.com/showthre...ht=shakespeare
P.S. what's wrong with cheez wiz?
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Don Collins Cigars
Guys ,Mario is just standing behind his heritage and he's a proud smoker of Don Collins brand. Thats fine. All and many of you have visited the site I'm sure . You can view the guestbook and customer photos if you thought this was not the real deal. I'm not trying to sell you anything... these cigars sell themself.Yes, we guarantee the cigars for two yrs without a humidor. This is our Guarantee to our customers, if there is an issue send the back. I have yet to recieve 1 cigar returned. We hope that if you have questions, we can answer them for you .
it's like talking to a wall....don....read my posts regarding sampling......you tell me if you can get better advertising.......i assure you that nobody here will buy one of your cigars unless someone other than you and mario says it's a great cigar......my offer still stands...use your head......try to build the brand my way...
WWTKD?
How, exactly, do these "sell themselves"?
Let's review:
No one I know has tried one
They aren't listed in Perelmans
They are not available as singles
I have never read a review
They are only available through you
I have no idea who you are
No amount of cheerleading will get me to buy something that doesn't meet at least one of those criteria. And I'm pretty sure that goes for most of the members here, as well.
Too bad, cuz I'd like to find a good Puerto Rican smoke...
Devine Intervention
The saying "cigars sell themselves" means that when you taste the cigars you realize just how damn good they are and then people start buying them from that first impression they recieve from the smoke. The problem here is that there is no way to allow everyone (*i mean everyone*) to try a cigar for themselves, which means this company relys mainly on word of mouth and actual people walking into the store.
Lets Review:
True that noone you know may not have heard of this company, but keep in mind the whole point of appearing on this site to to gain some kind of recognition.
Being a fairly new company they are still trying to get their name out.
They are actually available in singles, you need only calll up their offices and ask for them, the slight draw back would be the shipping costs which may at times be more than the cigar itself.
Why read a review when you can watch them on TV, strangely enough if you had been watching Telemundo, (the local TV station) they had a whole section to themselves this past saturday and sunday. They have also been featured in the newspaper numerous times.
true, they are still a small buisiness so you cant expect them to be stationed all over the US. That costs alot of money, and in order to get money you need more people to buy the cigars. But just because they are only available through "you" doesn't stop you from buying them.
Again. they are new, you are already judging them for trying to get their name out and make some money, try their product before you actually spit in their face. If you dont like it then by al means rant away.
Junior Member
Wow, after all of this I wouldn't buy from them. Im pretty sure that this is not the advertisement Don Collins wanted.
Oh. And yes my great grandfather Pedro Flor Rivera use to work in the field in Toa Alta back in the 1800's.
Member
Precisely the point that people here have been trying to make.
Don Collins et al wandered in here and stepped on his dick because he did not "sample" the board before making his sales pitch.
The boys here are wise enough to want to "sample" these glorious cigars before commiting to a purchase. They do not want to make a mistake like Mr. Collins and crew has.
So here is something to kow tow towards: go "sample" 1,000 posts on this and other boards, then the three of you sit down, and come up with a new game plan.
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In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.
don collins has offered samplers to at least two CS regulars....
mario is okay....proud (justly) of his heritage....i'm still waiting for "chronic" to man up and try out the "big boys"......
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And we are more than happy to return the favori don't like anybody...
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