Warning...Foul Language. (Need to vent)

**thepyrofish** · 07-15-2006, 06:21 PM

AAAAAAAAAAA GOD DAMN IT COCK SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

I toasted my car today. I bought an old saturn (94) when I came to the US so I could use it to work for the summer. I put myself into debt for this job. A few thousand dollars altogether. Turns out that 1, work here is a little slower right now than we all had hoped. Crappy, but I made my choice to come here and I'll live with it. 2, Some of the dummy lights/ guages on the car I bought don't work properly. Apparently the coolant low light and the "really fucking hot engine" light only work if you hit the dash really hard. Also, sometimes when you start the car the temperature guage just never moves up. Again, a firm swat to the guage cluster will take care of it. If you remember to swat the cluster. This is a bad combination of quirks. Even worse is when you have an unknown blockage somewhere in the coolant system that makes it appear as if your reservoir and radiator are full, even though the engine has no coolant. Motherfucker seized on me on the Beltway.

Now I can't afford to fix it, nor replace it and therefore cannot afford to work. I may have to hit my dad up for plane fare home, since I can't exactly drive the Saturn back as per my original plan. Damnit I'm supposed to be a grown fucking man, it kills me everytime I have to go back to him for help 'cause I fuck something else up. At least I bought some cigars before the car broke, as I sure can't afford any more now. (NOT A MOOCH, sne dme shit at your own peril...seriously)

Ok, I'm done. I just needed to get that out. If its a little hard to read blame Captain Morgan. I'm pissed off and just plain pissed. Bootlegging for teh win!

**cigarsarge** · 07-15-2006, 06:40 PM

Are you somehow related to K7?

**thepyrofish** · 07-15-2006, 06:44 PM

Naw, but I liek his writing style.

I think I'm going to have a cigar, I hope I can appreciate it with all this liqor...liqer...all this booze in me.

EDIT: The car is being towed home as we speak...I hope the driver doesn't try to rip me of in my "wekaened state". I've had just enought o do something stupid, like think I can win a fight.

**Empire23** · 07-15-2006, 06:45 PM

Ouch, sorry to hear that. Ive been keeping my truck in good running condition because lately its been 105 degrees here in Southern California every day.

Hope everything works out for you.

**thepyrofish** · 07-15-2006, 06:48 PM

I thought it was in good condition, but I've only owned it a month or so. I bought it from a used dealer in Manassas, and it was pretty shady place but I needed a car quick. I only wanted it to run for the summer. I could care less after that.