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    A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
    > college.
    > While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young
    > bull elephant
    > standing with one leg raised in the air.
    >
    > The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very
    > carefully.
    >
    > He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There
    > was a
    > large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.
    >
    > As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the thorn out
    > with
    > His hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its
    > foot.
    > The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look
    > on its
    > face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen
    > -- thinking
    > of nothing else but being trampled.
    >
    > Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.
    > The
    > man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
    >
    >
    > Twenty years later the man was walking through the zoo with his
    > teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of
    > the creatures
    > turned and walked over to where they are standing at the rail.
    > The large
    > bull elephant stared at him and lifted it's front foot off the
    > ground, then
    > put it down. The elephant did that several times, all the while
    > staring at
    > the man. The man couldn't help wondering if this was the same
    > elephant.
    >
    > After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at
    > him.
    >
    > The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and
    > made his way
    > into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared
    > back
    > in wonder.
    >
    > Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around
    > one of
    > the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the
    > railing,
    > killing him.
    >
    > Probably wasn't the same elephant.


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