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    Too much cheese on your quesadillas can make it hard to shit
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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    Under-cook the quesadillas and you'll have the mega-shits.

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    veggie quesadillas will let you shit easier
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    and I'm not sure about the former." -
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    you guys got nothing better to do then talk about shit ..thats pretty shitty.






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    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


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    What the shit, you skipped two letters
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    X-Ray your shit...The metal in it glows.

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    YOUR shit stinks worse than MY shit.
    Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice

    --Drive-By Truckers

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    zippy-do-da now I see how this shitty thread is played. sorry about skippy two shitty letters.






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    aye that's ok. we like to shit around a lot. the world is full of shitiness
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    By the way...There are alot of sticks out there that taste like shit.

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    cigars are like a box of chocolate, you never really know if your getting shitty white owls
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    Dog-rockets are the Shit you find in your yard! Hopefully, not in your humidor
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    Enough shit laying around my yard to fill a humidor.

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    Fuk dat shit, My humidor smells too good to be filling it with shit from your yard
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    Great Dane shit could fill a humi pretty fast.

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    How long have you been smoking Great Dane Torpedos? I think they are 88 ring
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    I just realized what really shitty breath they give ya.

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    Just SHIT up!
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    and I'm not sure about the former." -
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    Kumquat......Shit, that's a funny word right there!
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    Let me tell ya...I saw a show down in TJ with a girl and a kumquat and a cigar...I took a shower for a week after that one.

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