Of course today is shitty. It's a shitty weekday.
Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
People gotta keep this shit going. Come on!
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Quincy the forensic pathologist had all kind of neat shit to play with!
Just another day at the office!
Right now the kid is taking a shit
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
Surplus shit is great for Zombie costumes.
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
there has not been enough shit going on recently
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
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