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  1. 07-30-2006, 10:19 PM #1
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    Perfect...the waiter brings my food...and i need to take a shit...
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    Quite the imaginative little shit!
    Equality is not seeing different things equally. It's seeing different things differently.
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    - Like I needed you to tell me I'm a fucking prick . . . Did you think you're posting some front page news? I am a fucking prick . . . - MarineOne
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    Quick! Go take a shit and get back to the table!
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    RATS! I got beat at my own shit!
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    Shit!!!
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  6. 07-30-2006, 10:29 PM #6
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    Too bad i shit on your carpet...my bad...
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    Utterly inexcusable shit!
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  8. 07-30-2006, 10:34 PM #8
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    Very loose shit...must've been the spoiled crepes....
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    You don't know Jack Shit! He's a little turd.
    My! What a nice ash you have!

    No matter where you go, there you are!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MemphisFred View Post
    You don't know Jack Shit! He's a little turd.
    Read this shit some more Fred.
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    but but but, it's 42 pages I just skipped to the end
    My! What a nice ash you have!

    No matter where you go, there you are!
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    See? You just messed this shit up again.
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    I guess I need to get my head outta my ass
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    Ultraviolet shit shone from my ass after my visit to the nuclear power plant.

    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Thanks for the post. Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.
    watch movies online free
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    What the shit are you talking about?

    Edit: "watch movies online free"

    Ah, spambot, got it.
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    x is a shitty letter to find a word to use.






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    You seem to do well with the shit you are dealt.
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    Just Don't Shit on my Stogie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mithril View Post
    Just Don't Shit on my Stogie!
    Krazy shit, where you been? Nice to see ya again!!
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