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    Default Emergency Crap in middle of Cigar

    I know I can't be the only one this has happened to, but have any of you had to suddenly blow some serious mud in the middle of a good cigar? This happened to me the other day, and since I have to smoke outside I was faced with the tough decision of either unloading in my pants or leaving my smoke. I held off as long as I could but eventually went inside, only to return to find my stogie had extinguished itself. I am just curious as to how some others would go about this problem.
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    I'd probably just knock off the ash light it again, blow the old ash off before my first puff.
    Other experienced smokers probably have a better way of dealing with re-lighting though.
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    I would just go take a deuce, come back and if the smoke is out, then just knock off the ash and then re light. I dont see much of a problem with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteWidow View Post
    I know I can't be the only one this has happened to, but have any of you had to suddenly blow some serious mud in the middle of a good cigar? This happened to me the other day, and since I have to smoke outside I was faced with the tough decision of either unloading in my pants or leaving my smoke. I held off as long as I could but eventually went inside, only to return to find my stogie had extinguished itself. I am just curious as to how some others would go about this problem.


    This is an excellent topic, one I have hoped would be raised for some time now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteWidow View Post
    Have any of you had to suddenly blow some serious mud in the middle of a good cigar?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff View Post
    This is an excellent topic, one I have hoped would be raised for some time now....
    I couldn't agree with bpp more! I especially applaud the choice of forums for this particular thread. This thread would never belong in the mere "cigars" forum and be even less appropriate in the "General Discussion" forum.

    A topic as weighty as this should be reserved for considered discussion by the true "Aficionados" of the board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desert Rat View Post
    I couldn't agree with bpp more! I especially applaud the choice of forums for this particular thread. This thread would never belong in the mere "cigars" forum and be even less appropriate in the "General Discussion" forum.

    A topic as weighty as this should be reserved for considered discussion by the true "Aficionados" of the board.

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    Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.

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    Just take it with you, if someone complains of the smoke go tell them to take a big wiff of the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desert Rat View Post
    I couldn't agree with bpp more! I especially applaud the choice of forums for this particular thread. This thread would never belong in the mere "cigars" forum and be even less appropriate in the "General Discussion" forum.

    A topic as weighty as this should be reserved for considered discussion by the true "Aficionados" of the board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteWidow View Post
    ...suddenly blow some serious mud...
    I'd like to formally ask permission to use this phrase.

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    It had to be said. Who gives a shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by heftysmokes View Post
    I'd like to formally ask permission to use this phrase.
    Permission granted.
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