Quote Originally Posted by ilikefishes View Post
Yes, I am aware you were joking, but in all seriousness, I really want to find out how to identify these so I can be more informed.
If your intent were to be truly "more informed" - perhaps it might be a good idea to welcome the opportunity to engage in this community regardless how you view the messenger.

...without question - and without much scrutiny - it is clear you have a substantial number of fakes amongst your stash.