excellent job offer!!!!..

[Evillepaintball]

And my reply:

Sir Kelly Ko,

I am still very interested in your genorous offer, but some of my friends have been trying to tell me its some sort of scam. I think they are just jealous because they weren't offered this wonderful job. However, before I continue, I would like some sort of proof so I know this is real. If you would Photograph yourself holding a sign that says "I LIKE IT FROM BEHIND", I will gladly fill out the forms sent to me and send them back to you.

Thank you,
David Cook

[bigpoppapuff]

And my reply:

Sir Kelly Ko,

I am still very interested in your genorous offer, but some of my friends have been trying to tell me its some sort of scam. I think they are just jealous because they weren't offered this wonderful job. However, before I continue, I would like some sort of proof so I know this is real. If you would Photograph yourself holding a sign that says "I LIKE IT FROM BEHIND", I will gladly fill out the forms sent to me and send them back to you.

Thank you,
David Cook

eville....WELCOME to our playground.......that's fucking awesome...LMFAO!!!!!

[Shelby07]

Het Evil - You need to post their correspondences here so we can all add input to your responses. We can consider it a team buiding exercise.

[Evillepaintball]

Het Evil - You need to post their correspondences here so we can all add input to your responses. We can consider it a team buiding exercise.

Something tells me I might not be getting an email back from him anytime soon

[bigpoppapuff]

send him many more emails...the ball's in your court...mess with him...

[Evillepaintball]

just sent him another one to see if i could reassure him that im serious,hopefully he doesnt understand what i want him to write on that sign.

"Please get back to me with that picture AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, I am very anxious to begin making money for you!"

[WOXOF]

And my reply:

Sir Kelly Ko,

I am still very interested in your genorous offer, but some of my friends have been trying to tell me its some sort of scam. I think they are just jealous because they weren't offered this wonderful job. However, before I continue, I would like some sort of proof so I know this is real. If you would Photograph yourself holding a sign that says "I LIKE IT FROM BEHIND", I will gladly fill out the forms sent to me and send them back to you.

Thank you,
David Cook

That's priceless.

[Evillepaintball]

Got another reply today, and I must say, this guy is very persuasive.


Hello David Cook,

I have just read your mails with the contents noted.

Please note that KELLY KO Textile and Fabric Company is an existing industry and i am the incumbent CEO.

So there is no doubt about that and be advice to drop if you cannot cope with the job as the personal department of the company have been receiving some application with every required personal infos/CV from your country.

So note that monday being 18th of september must be the last day of receiving application.

Best wishes,

Sir kelly ko CEO


The poor guy cant even spell his name consistantly

[bigpoppapuff]

david.....kelly ko sure knows how to screw up your weekend...you've got a big decision to make...i'd fire off more emails...ask for more info...ask him about the possibilities of meeting with him before deciding about "your dropping out of med school"...etc,etc...ask him to send you more info about the company..and how the two of you might take the company to amazing heights.....

[Evillepaintball]

david.....kelly ko sure knows how to screw up your weekend...you've got a big decision to make...i'd fire off more emails...ask for more info...ask him about the possibilities of meeting with him before deciding about "your dropping out of med school"...etc,etc...ask him to send you more info about the company..and how the two of you might take the company to amazing heights.....

there will be many more emails, but for now, i have to get ready for the ACT tomorrow. Ill probably come up with something sometime during the day. I really like the med school idea, i think it has some potential.