Maybe banning all this crap food isn't such a bad idea. I mean, we as smokers are constantly told how retarded we are for smoking and what bad people we are, etc. When are we going to start telling all the fat shits the same thing for stuffing McBarfo's down their gullets everyday?

But no, when someone is fat we are supposed to feel sorry for them, let them charge fat-surgery to insurance, blah blah blah.

It is a gay idea to make something like that illegal, but I say we stop coddling the lard-asses and lazy bastards.