For the Big Boys

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Forgive any nonsense!

Another contest: I normally aim these for Newbs but this one is for established folks with at least 400 posts. The smokes are a step up from what I usually send. Contest is a simple game of 20 questions which are all True/False or Multiple Choice. Damn fine smokes in this package, imho.

Tie Breaker: Guess my weight in lbs.
195
The lineup:

AF BTL
La Aurora # 2 Preferidos Maddie
Trinidad Churchill
AF Best Seller
Opus X PerfecxionX
Ashton VSG Belicosso #1
7 ISOMs of varying values

Contest ends Sunday 10/01 at 6:00pm ET

The Questions:

1. I spent 8 days in Africa. My guide Suimbe now lives in the same city as I do?
True
2. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my thigh?
True
3. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot
False! and if I'm wrong you're a goddamn unamerican pinko!
4. My favorite color is yellow
False
6. My house was burned down by a savage gang of assholes when I was 5 years old
True
7. My grandmother was a ?Rosie the Rivet Girl?- during WWII
True
8. I was Baptized as a Mormon
False
9. My Grandfather raised Clydesdale horses
False
10. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my eyebrow
False
11. My favorite color is blue
True
12. Right now, I wish I could have:
B (but you won't)
a.) a hot chick with her friend
b.) a glass of Wild Turkey on ice
c.) a turd dipped in Drew Estate flavoring
d.) a new truck

13. I think Angelina Jolie is hot
True, and if I'm wrong you're a goddamn unamerican pinko!
14. My favorite feature on a woman is:
A. Ass
a.) ass
b.) eyes
c.) tits
d.) personality

15. My first concert was the Doobie Brothers
True
16. I named my first child after:
A, Grandfather
a.) My Grandfather
b.) An actor
c.) A musician
d.) None of the above
17. As a teenager, I smoked:
A, Weed- but you still smoke cigarettes
a.) Lot?s of weed
b.) A little Meth
c.) Lots of cigars
d.) Lots of Cigarettes

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:
Teacher
a.) Police Officer
b.) Lawyer
c.) Teacher
d.) Crime Boss

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)?
D. 20 years
a.) 5 years
b.) 10 years
c.) 15 years
d.) 20 years

20. I consider myself to be:
C. Independant
a.) Democrat
b.) Republican
c.) Independent
d.) Libertarian

Good luck folks!