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  1. 10-17-2006, 04:13 AM #1
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    Default Time to do some ladie bashing

    Why did God invent Shopping carts?


    To teach women to walk on their hind legs...


    Why couldn't the woman answer the phone?


    Cause her chain only reached from the bedroom to the kitchen...

    Why is a girls pussy so close to her asshole?



    So you can pick her up like a six pack...

    How do you know your girlfriends fat?


    Cause you can't hear the stereo...


    What do you do with a fat girlfriend?


    Roll her in flower and look for the wetspot....




    hehe, bad taste jokes, but keep 'em coming guys


    And for the girls on this board, it's open season on us guys, so let's hear 'em....

    All these jokes are in good humour by the way, I first heard them as a kid a long long time ago....
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    women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

    why dont women need watches?
    Theres a clock on the stove
    Life: Sexually transmitted, always fatal.
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    Why do women have legs? So they dont leave a snail trail when they move.
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    oh if I really wanted to hear some lady dashing I go to "I think I'll quit" thread, or maybe "Got Ink" thread. There is an on going theme all around on this board and I just do not feel the love any more.






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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda View Post
    oh if I really wanted to hear some lady dashing I go to "I think I'll quit" thread, or maybe "Got Ink" thread. There is an on going theme all around on this board and I just do not feel the love any more.
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    Cinda,we dont mean to offend but it's kinda like female sports reporters,If you hang around in the boys locker room,you're bound to see a pecker every once in a while
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    I've never heard of lady dashing... heard of dashing through the snow... and dashing neon signs,,,, and of course, there's the streakers who dash across a football field.


    Cinda, you know we love ya, babe!
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    Actually I started this thread because of the "I think I'll quit" thread.... But it is all in good humor. Us men are use-less tits with out a good women behind us! And we all love you Cinda
    "smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
    and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud


    "The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa

    “The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
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    awwwwww ok :)






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    to make it endure









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