Little Johnny behind the barn

[cigarsarge]

Little Johnny was behind the barn twiddleing his diddle. His dad walked up and saw him. He said, "Little Johnny, If you keep that up you will go blind."

A few weeks later Little Johnny was at it again. Sure enough his dad caught him again. His dad told him,"I told you would go blind if you kept twiddleing your diddle. What have you got to say for yourself?"

Little Johnny replied, "Gee whiz dad. I'm just gonna do it until I need glasses."

[SFG75]

May you bust a hundred guys for doing that in public sarge. LOL-THanks for the good 'un.