TheNakedGun

[Secret Santa]

Well, Santa has had his eye on you. You seem a little strange.

Just wondering, how in the hell did you get that handle? Sounds like the name of a gay porn star. Bet your mom is proud of that. What is that on our chin?

Maybe you roam around with no clothes on while playing with your gun. Maybe you roam around naked playing with some strangers gun. Hell, your handle seems a little suspect.

Any how, tell Santa what kind of cigars you like to smoke. Just maybe he can send some your way.

[TheNakedGun]

Well as far as cigars go I like Full flavor cigars I hope this helps. For example Joya De Nicaragua, Opus X, Rocky Patels most anything besides macanudos.

As far as my name goes A friend started calling me that after seeing a pair of grips I have on a gun That have a picture of a Naked woman with a Confederate Flag wrapped around her.

[Secret Santa]

Well, glad all my questions were cleared up. Santa might just have something for your stocking.

Go ahead and hang it up over the fireplace. You never know when Santa will stop by.

[Secret Santa]

Santa has your package boxed and ready...HO HO HO

[TheNakedGun]

I'm ready whenever Santa is

[Secret Santa]

I'm ready whenever Santa is

Start watching your mailbox...Shipped out today.HO HO HO

[drew_goring]

Start watching your mailbox...Shipped out today.HO HO HO

Wow, Santa sure is efficient this year

[Secret Santa]

Santa is going to be really busy from Thangsgiving till Christmas. Got to take care of business before then.

[Secret Santa]

So...Has TheNakedGun got his package yet?