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TheNakedGun
Well, Santa has had his eye on you. You seem a little strange.
Just wondering, how in the hell did you get that handle? Sounds like the name of a gay porn star. Bet your mom is proud of that. What is that on our chin?
Maybe you roam around with no clothes on while playing with your gun.Maybe you roam around naked playing with some strangers gun. Hell, your handle seems a little suspect.
Any how, tell Santa what kind of cigars you like to smoke.Just maybe he can send some your way.
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Smokes
Well as far as cigars go I like Full flavor cigars I hope this helps. For example Joya De Nicaragua, Opus X, Rocky Patels most anything besides macanudos.
As far as my name goes A friend started calling me that after seeing a pair of grips I have on a gun That have a picture of a Naked woman with a Confederate Flag wrapped around her.
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Well, glad all my questions were cleared up.Santa might just have something for your stocking.
Go ahead and hang it up over the fireplace. You never know when Santa will stop by.
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Santa has your package boxed and ready...HO HO HO
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I'm ready
I'm ready whenever Santa is
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Start watching your mailbox...Shipped out today.HO HO HOOriginally Posted by TheNakedGun
Drives a Neon!
Wow, Santa sure is efficient this year
{*insert snide remark here*}
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Santa is going to be really busy from Thangsgiving till Christmas. Got to take care of business before then.
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So...Has TheNakedGun got his package yet?
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No
Not yet Santa maybe tommorow
Peddling Evil Since 1971
Santa,
I think USPS is backed up due to Veteran's Day. I sent a couple packages out on Monday that have not hit yet either. Go light a fire under their asses, Santa.
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
Yeah
Wow, Santa sure is efficient this yearSanta may be efficient this year, but the post office isn't cooperating.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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Usps
The post office is efficient The slow one for some reason is UPS
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The Slay has Landed
Well Santa your wonderful gift made it here is the line up from Santa
1 Fuente King B I dont know how Santa knew I wanted to try these
1 Gurkha Expedition
1 Padilla Limitado Edicion Especial 2006
1 RP vintage 1992
1 Monte Cristo Robusto I believe
1 Fonseca
1 Joya De Nicaragua Antano 1970
1 Cifuntes Partagas 1876
Sorry Im not good with all the styles of the cigars. If you think Im braging your right anyway Thanks Santa Nice Selection
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"Slay" who the fock did you slay a dragon? Dammit it's
SLEIGH
(Since it's Christmas, I won't mention that "bragging" is spelled with two g's).
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
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Guess Santa slayed the poor guy...Damn drunken sleigh driving.
Glad you liked the selection...A few of Santa's favorites.
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Excuse me
I can't help it Im a Florida Red neck spelling and english aint my strong points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Slay" who the fock did you slay a dragon? Dammit it's
SLEIGH
(Since it's Christmas, I won't mention that "bragging" is spelled with two g's).
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