Well Santa found a few things you might like. I've been smoking Rocky Patels for two weeks and every time I find a good one its already burning. Sorry about no Rocky's this year. Now lets move on to the rum give Santa a nip when I stop by. Oh and what kind of rum is it that you prefer. You have to forgive Santa. Mrs. Claus and I had a little disagreement about which one makes a girl hornier. I said the light rum with its boquet of flavors. The Mrs. she thinks its the darker rums. SO we've been trying the different rums and I can't remember which you prefer but I'll tell you keep Mrs. Claus away from tequila wow!
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someone shut those fucking elves up
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