What can Santa give to the cigar man who has everything? I will have to look high and low but I know a couple cigars I can give you that you can't get easily. What else might you like.
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What can Santa give to the cigar man who has everything? I will have to look high and low but I know a couple cigars I can give you that you can't get easily. What else might you like.
Santa says Merry
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I'm not too picky. I haven't smoked a good Rocky Patel in a while though. Anything ISOM or fuente will do nicelyOriginally Posted by Secret Santa
What can Santa give to the cigar man who has everything? I will have to look high and low but I know a couple cigars I can give you that you can't get easily. What else might you like.
Santa says Merry
I also fancy good rum!
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Well Santa found a few things you might like. I've been smoking Rocky Patels for two weeks and every time I find a good one its already burning. Sorry about no Rocky's this year. Now lets move on to the rum give Santa a nip when I stop by. Oh and what kind of rum is it that you prefer. You have to forgive Santa. Mrs. Claus and I had a little disagreement about which one makes a girl hornier. I said the light rum with its boquet of flavors. The Mrs. she thinks its the darker rums. SO we've been trying the different rums and I can't remember which you prefer but I'll tell you keep Mrs. Claus away from tequila wow!
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someone shut those fucking elves up
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"ISOM or Fuente" oh yeah well how about a couple of stale Guantanamaras Puritos with a side order of Curly Heads?
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Nice CoventryCat86 if I could remember which house is yours Santa would drop something special on you too. But everybody has a Jaguar in your neighborhood so who can tell which is whose.
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On the contrary, I live in the middle of the woods and I'm the only one in town with Jaguars in the yard.
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
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LMAO...CC is right he may be the only one with the jag in his yard the rest of the poor folk in Conventry have thier jags covered up by the $300th garage!
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
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Now I DON'T live in Coventry, you knew that!!LMAO...CC is right he may be the only one with the jag in his yard the rest of the poor folk in Conventry have thier jags covered up by the $300th garage!
97 north to route 6 west to 198 north brings you where? If you went as far as Phoenixville, you went too far.
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
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I need pictures...maybe even bread crumbsNow I DON'T live in Coventry, you knew that!!
97 north to route 6 west to 198 north brings you where? If you went as far as Phoenixville, you went too far.
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
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Now that the thread jackers are gone
Hex what kind of rum was it that you prefer.
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Holy shit santa, you're crazy!
I just got back to the office from errands and a big giant package was waiting for me... I like the box clock, I'm putting it up on the wall!
The sticks look nice too! I'll post more when I get to the house.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -- Carl Sagan
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Well good now that I have your attention tell me more about the rum you like.
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dark and aged... just like my wome... wait a second...Well good now that I have your attention tell me more about the rum you like.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -- Carl Sagan
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Santa waited until after your Birthday to finish the gift but look for my elf Fedex to deliver your dark, aged present in a few days.
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Santa is coming by twice?
ohh man, im like a little kid in a candy store!
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -- Carl Sagan
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Holy shit Santa.. I get back to the office and had a new package waiting for me with a bottle of Ron Zacapa Centenario!!!!!
What’s funny as hell about this is I went to the liquor store about an hour ago and almost bought a bottle of Zaya (I’m down to my last ¼ bottle at the house). I ended up going for a bottle of Balvenie DoubleWood Scotch instead... I like it when I make good decisions.
Thanks so much and Merry Christmas!!
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -- Carl Sagan
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Santas glad you like it, it is almost as old as you are.
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I actually had that conversation with a buddy of mine at work who noticed the bottle on my desk. I think I was 5 when this bottle got started.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -- Carl Sagan
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