The damn reindear has bruised his nose again, I tell yah, it comes to the crunch again and that animal is reinburger.

Anyhow (ho ho fuckin ho), the elves have been busy and the gifts are almost ready, but they are going to have to go out in the post under several seperate covers (you can't trust the man to treat thing right, the thought of jam and cigars mixed maked me shudder).

So get ready cos the barrage of santas kindness will soon begin.

Ho fuckin ho ho ho, and bah humbug to the friggin lot of you.

Santa.