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    I weigh 215 pounds. My girlfriend claimed to me the other day that she outweighs me. How do I react to this and should I believe her?
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    Dude - you should know if she outweighs you. And as for the reaction. If she isn't sitting on you, run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nhcigarfan View Post
    Dude - you should know if she outweighs you. And as for the reaction. If she isn't sitting on you, run.
    Talk about a No. 1 relationship question/situation to avoid! I personally would hope the situation would go away without you reacting. I know depending on my mood, I'd have to say the same thing... RUN!!!

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    Take a picture of you two standing side by side so that we can be the judge .



















































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    The answer to your question is...Honey weight is just a number it is unable to measure the muscle, the tone or the bone structure of your body. And besides the only thing that came to mind when when you said you out weighed me was there just more of my baby to love.






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    The bigger the cushion,the better the pushin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by dpenix76 View Post
    The bigger the cushion,the better the pushin'
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    Contrary to the models we see on tv,nobody likes to have sex with a skeleton with skin stretched over it. I don't
    The older I get ,the better I was

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevin7 View Post
    Contrary to the models we see on tv,nobody likes to have sex with a skeleton with skin stretched over it. I don't

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevin7 View Post
    Contrary to the models we see on tv,nobody likes to have sex with a skeleton with skin stretched over it. I don't
    Sorry but I LOVE the thin look. My ex-wife is 5' 4" a size 2 to 3 and 103 pounds!! She's 52 years old and still "has it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevin7 View Post
    Contrary to the models we see on tv,nobody likes to have sex with a skeleton with skin stretched over it. I don't
    Ditto. Gotta have some love handles to hold on to so you don't fall off during the rough parts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteWidow View Post
    I weigh 215 pounds. My girlfriend claimed to me the other day that she outweighs me. How do I react to this and should I believe her?
    You are dating a girl who is heavier then 215? . Just tell her fat chic's need love too, and then turn on some Barry White.
    The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabaiguan Juan View Post
    You are dating a girl who is heavier then 215? . Just tell her fat chic's need love too, and then turn on some Barry White.
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    I said trying to emerge. Its not easy when people don't like what you have to say. But I think the Barry White idea is a winner
    The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown

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    You can NOT go wrong with Barry White! That dude's a serious panty melter.

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