Contrary to the models we see on tv,nobody likes to have sex with a skeleton with skin stretched over it. I don't
Jerkface
Contrary to the models we see on tv,nobody likes to have sex with a skeleton with skin stretched over it. I don't
The older I get ,the better I was
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Originally Posted by kevin7
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Pics are on myspace. I personally feel that she is full of shit. Besides if I gave a crap I wouldn't have been with her for 4+ years is what I usually tell her.
End of line.
Jerkface
I can't see the pics ,not a member. myspace gives me the creeps(no offense to you or others who have an account there) I am a middle aged guy and myspace is creepy and full of peds and perverts and fucking weirdos mostly.
The older I get ,the better I was
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Here is both of us right next to each other:
End of line.
Jerkface
She is a nice looking woman,easy on the eyes
The older I get ,the better I was
Jerkface
Thats cool Bill,my ex is that size. I hate her guts and wouldnt urinate on her if she was on fire. Maybe thats why I stated what I did previously LOL
The older I get ,the better I was
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Lotta girl-very pretty.
Heres what I have learned after being married a long long time:
You quit "reacting" and simply say, "OK Dear".
Works like a charm in almost every situation.
In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.
Peddling Evil Since 1971
Good to know she stuck with you after that tantrum you threw with the Aggies loss earlier in the season. I thought for sure that all was lost.
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
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I've mostly used "You betcha honey!" of "You're reading my freaking mind" , both which seem to go over well.Lotta girl-very pretty.
Heres what I have learned after being married a long long time:
You quit "reacting" and simply say, "OK Dear".
Works like a charm in almost every situation
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LMAO!
LMFAO!!
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
Yeah
word. minus the middle aged part.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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Sorry but I LOVE the thin look. My ex-wife is 5' 4" a size 2 to 3 and 103 pounds!! She's 52 years old and still "has it."
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
Destroyer of Safiness
Ditto. Gotta have some love handles to hold on to so you don't fall off during the rough parts.
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