In two hours I start my first two week vacation in about five years. Just took my wife to the airport this morning as she's going back to Japan for two weeks to visit friends and family.

I'm going to start off things right by heading to the smoke shop with two 40 oz Mickey malt liquors and a few cubans!! Then I've got my list, checked it twice, I'm gonna be so naughty and nice until my wife gets back!!! Not that I'll do anything I wouldn't tell her about, but I don't have to worry about the "You said..." "I thought...." crap hee hee!!