Bummer, man. You really don't need that kind of burden during the holiday season, do you?
Listen, in the spirit of the holiday season, I'd be happy to send you a list of cigars to pick out. I wouldn't ask for a thing in return. Hell, to show you what a good guy I am, you can have them sent up here and I'll go ahead and store them for you. Jeez, I'll even save you the trouble of smoking 'em....now how can you pass up a deal like that?