new to the forum

[coors_ca]

well lets see...

i had my first enjoyable cigar tasting experience earlier this year in april when i went to indo. bought six cigars for the trip on a whim. enjoyed every last puff, especially the last 3 inches of the mac's. after my stash of mac's and assorted others ran out i ended up smoking an extremely cheap local brand that was the same size as my pinky finger and came in a pack of 10 . needless to say i had ten profound moments of regret all having me relive the moment a few weeks earlier when the cashier at the local cigar shop asked, "will that be all?" when faced with the choice between slow death by noxious fumes or a monkey clawing at my eyes with one hand out whilst holding onto my hair by the other, i had to go with abstinence for the rest of my three month stay on that lovely island. it actually didn't end up so bad as with every urge to puff i began to get full body massages which were quite cheap. that fixed me up right quick.

thoughts of perfumed cigar smoke lingering in the air and the light lip and head buzz that accompanies a solid drag, were forgot on my return, never to bubble to the surface until the eventful afternoon i decided to return to the forum at which i conducted my research on which sticks to purchase nine months earlier. and so we have come upon this message, which was literally squeezed out of me by harrassing posts, bordering on verbal and emotional abuse. you bottle and stick throwers should all be proud of yourselves...

::bows out::

[indysmoker]

A tear almost came to my eye. You should write for seventeen magazine!

I like getting massages from monkeys as well!

[bigpoppapuff]

there is no such thing as finding enjoyment in smoking a macanudo.......

that said......the post by "coors" is fiction.....not a bad read...but fiction...








was he telling us that he's leaving??....

[cigarsarge]

and so we have come upon this message, which was literally squeezed out of me by harrassing posts, bordering on verbal and emotional abuse. you bottle and stick throwers should all be proud of yourselves...
::bows out::

Holy fuck...We emotionally abused this poor guy...Almost. I'm putting my sticks and botles up never to be used again.

[SideWinder]

Well fuck.... I'm going to write a story too.

"Dear Penthouse....."

[drew_goring]

I'm confused. Are you leaving, or wanting to become a member?

edit: and we were extremely restrained when he first posted. Just imagine what he would have went through if K7 or the others posted...

[JoeBlow]

I am also very confused with what was trying to be acomplished with this post.

BUT - If your going to be "abstinant" from cigars, just send em here:

Chris Anderson
403 Circular Rd Apt 17
Florence, AL 35630

[Fro-nig]

welcome?!?!?

[drew_goring]

well lets see...

i had my first enjoyable cigar tasting experience earlier this year in april when i went to indo. bought six cigars for the trip on a whim. enjoyed every last puff, especially the last 3 inches of the mac's. after my stash of mac's and assorted others ran out i ended up smoking an extremely cheap local brand that was the same size as my pinky finger and came in a pack of 10 . needless to say i had ten profound moments of regret all having me relive the moment a few weeks earlier when the cashier at the local cigar shop asked, "will that be all?" when faced with the choice between slow death by noxious fumes or a monkey clawing at my eyes with one hand out whilst holding onto my hair by the other, i had to go with abstinence for the rest of my three month stay on that lovely island. it actually didn't end up so bad as with every urge to puff i began to get full body massages which were quite cheap. that fixed me up right quick.

thoughts of perfumed cigar smoke lingering in the air and the light lip and head buzz that accompanies a solid drag, were forgot on my return, never to bubble to the surface until the eventful afternoon i decided to return to the forum at which i conducted my research on which sticks to purchase nine months earlier. and so we have come upon this message, which was literally squeezed out of me by harrassing posts, bordering on verbal and emotional abuse. you bottle and stick throwers should all be proud of yourselves...

::bows out::

[Shagaroo]

well lets see...

i had my first enjoyable cigar tasting experience earlier this year in april when i went to indo. bought six cigars for the trip on a whim. enjoyed every last puff, especially the last 3 inches of the mac's. after my stash of mac's and assorted others ran out i ended up smoking an extremely cheap local brand that was the same size as my pinky finger and came in a pack of 10 . needless to say i had ten profound moments of regret all having me relive the moment a few weeks earlier when the cashier at the local cigar shop asked, "will that be all?" when faced with the choice between slow death by noxious fumes or a monkey clawing at my eyes with one hand out whilst holding onto my hair by the other, i had to go with abstinence for the rest of my three month stay on that lovely island. it actually didn't end up so bad as with every urge to puff i began to get full body massages which were quite cheap. that fixed me up right quick.

thoughts of perfumed cigar smoke lingering in the air and the light lip and head buzz that accompanies a solid drag, were forgot on my return, never to bubble to the surface until the eventful afternoon i decided to return to the forum at which i conducted my research on which sticks to purchase nine months earlier. and so we have come upon this message, which was literally squeezed out of me by harrassing posts, bordering on verbal and emotional abuse. you bottle and stick throwers should all be proud of yourselves...

::bows out::

[Bkcloud114]

CYA..... Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya

[coors_ca]

oh i'm not going anywhere. my declaration of existence was mistaken as aggression against the board, across the board. eh, what are you gonna do, right? some speak your language, others speak asshole. my mistake for expecting an original variation on the common introduction thread to be received as it was intended.

now proceed with your google search for psuedo witty images which serve more as a reflection of your crude level of humor rather than as a personal attack.

[JoeBlow]

oh i'm not going anywhere. my declaration of existence was mistaken as aggression against the board, across the board. eh, what are you gonna do, right? some speak your language, others speak asshole. my mistake for expecting an original variation on the common introduction thread to be received as it was intended.

now proceed with your google search for psuedo witty images which serve more as a reflection of your crude level of humor rather than as a personal attack.

Hey Im sure youre a smart guy; give me your address, Ill send you a cracker or two, SO how about not going out of your way to use big words or complex/artsy sentences. This isn't the poety boards, its about cigars. Layman talk will do just fine.

[drew_goring]

oh i'm not going anywhere. my declaration of existence was mistaken as aggression against the board, across the board. eh, what are you gonna do, right? some speak your language, others speak asshole. my mistake for expecting an original variation on the common introduction thread to be received as it was intended.

now proceed with your google search for psuedo witty images which serve more as a reflection of your crude level of humor rather than as a personal attack.

Well, if you insist





Oh, and FYI, wrong response. Good luck

edit to fix my hotlinking...and sorry JoeBlow...fixed now lol.

[indysmoker]

my only regret is not having 100 posts


cuz i know where this bus line ends

[Shagaroo]

oh i'm not going anywhere.

Yes you are, you just don't know it yet!

[basil]

oh i'm not going anywhere.

[chefchris]

stop streaching your neck. you smoke rolled up leaves. so do we.

[Shagaroo]

stop streaching your neck. you smoke rolled up leaves. so do we.

But our leaves are tobacco, his are from his front yard.......

[FunkyCold5]

Wow, tough crowd.