Nice play, DHutch.
LP- I am totally with you on the coffee thing. I would not know where to begin to get a pot going. Pretty damn sad.
Nice play, DHutch.
LP- I am totally with you on the coffee thing. I would not know where to begin to get a pot going. Pretty damn sad.
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
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choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
You are right, Cinda. I will be sure to give it a try some time. My problem is that I cannot rise to start the day without the coffee to begin with. I would need to be put on a cart and wheeled over to the pot, then splashed with cold water to gain temporary alertness. Finally, someone would have to operate my arms for me and then clean up all of the loose coffee grounds that I spilled. It is probably best that I stay away from the coffee making business. When she is not here, I make sure that I have some sort of canned Starbucks products on hand to jolt me enough until I can get to a gas station or something.
Weird, I know. I am not allowed to do laundry either because I always find a way to fuck that little task up.
The thing that I find very strange is to this very day, my Mother-in-Law has never ever pumped her own gas?
If my wife dumped me, I am sure that I would learn coffee making skills and laundry etc. out of neccesity.
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Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
Let me clarify, it's not that I don't know how to make coffee... it's I just never had a reason to.
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