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    2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue,
    where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing
    guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
    Clinton."

    The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside
    here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
    same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
    Clinton."

    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is
    not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked
    away . . .

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
    same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
    Clinton."

    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
    said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
    speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton
    is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

    The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine; I just love hearing your
    answer!"

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
    Last edited by Shelby07; 02-07-2007 at 09:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelby07 View Post
    2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue,
    where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing
    guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
    Clinton."

    The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside
    here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
    same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
    Clinton."

    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is
    not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked
    away . . .

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
    same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
    Clinton."

    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
    said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
    speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton
    is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

    The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine; I just love hearing your
    answer!"

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

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    I can't vote for any of the demos...The repubs really don't have anyone I take seriously. I'm deeply concerned.

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