Oh, man... If you're going to mooch - this is the guy!!! He's the MASTER!!!
I think he'd tell ya - first lesson - fly under the radar screen, establish a reputation amongst the members as being a nice and likeable guy, then talk about how you fell off your porch and hurt yourself so bad you gotta stay in bed for a week!!!
And then...
Not just your garbage cigar... He's holding an Ashton VSG!!!
Originally Posted by Hugh Jorgan
Purobrat would be proud of your shameless efforts.
Please send a resume and cover letter expressing your interest in learning from the master mooch ( along with 10 dog rockets or the equivalent in food stamps or Piggly Wiggly gift certificates) to:
PuroMooch Mentoring Services
PO Box 351
Santo, TX 76472
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