First, I have to say that this has been extremely entertaining.

We have ourselves a first class Asshat magnet thread going! At this rate, we will have identified all the asshat's on the planet in just under a year!

We could put them in a big ship and fire it into space and I bet you anything, no matter where we programmed it to go, it would land right smack in the middle of Uranus! (Suddenly, I see visions of a South Park episode....Asshat's In Space!)