Toss me your garbage

[Archmedes]

I have to admit, damn funny, mate.

[Hugh Jorgan]

Purobrat would be proud of your shameless efforts.

Please send a resume and cover letter expressing your interest in learning from the master mooch ( along with 10 dog rockets or the equivalent in food stamps or Piggly Wiggly gift certificates) to:

PuroMooch Mentoring Services
PO Box 351
Santo, TX 76472

[boomshay]

Damn! I googled you and I didn't realize who you were. My bad man. Look at who he is here:

http://home.se.rr.com/acmhome/somebo...rimportant.jpg

I just get back on here today and there I go giving these punks attention.

rofl! i shot water out my nose

[Archmedes]

Comeon, I'm only mooching your trash, not a box of cohibas.

[drew_goring]

Comeon, I'm only mooching your trash, not a box of cohibas.

I've got a box of Coheebas for ya:

[Archmedes]

Are those the notorius "Cohiba Crystals" ?

[drew_goring]

Are those the notorius "Cohiba Crystals" ?

Oh, I'm sorry...maybe this pic will be a little more clear:

[ggiese]

Oh, man... If you're going to mooch - this is the guy!!! He's the MASTER!!!

I think he'd tell ya - first lesson - fly under the radar screen, establish a reputation amongst the members as being a nice and likeable guy, then talk about how you fell off your porch and hurt yourself so bad you gotta stay in bed for a week!!!

And then...



Not just your garbage cigar... He's holding an Ashton VSG!!!

Purobrat would be proud of your shameless efforts.

Please send a resume and cover letter expressing your interest in learning from the master mooch ( along with 10 dog rockets or the equivalent in food stamps or Piggly Wiggly gift certificates) to:

PuroMooch Mentoring Services
PO Box 351
Santo, TX 76472

[ggiese]

I gotta warn ya, though - keep up with the direct mooch attempts and ya get this...