Toss me your garbage

Archmedes · 02-24-2007, 09:45 PM

Okay since a few of you took pity and did not bash me, like I admittedly deserve, here is my name and adress.

Cory Orcutt
139 West Newhaven Place
Richland WA, 99352

And I AM 18, google me, and I can show you a pic if you really need it. I am 19 as a matter of fact.

I know I am a mooch, and I a sorry to those of you who hate me for it really, but that is why I only asked for crap, not anything that you actually would smoke.

**Shagaroo** · 02-24-2007, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by Archmedes

And I AM 18, ... I am 19 as a matter of fact.

Neat fookin' trick dipshit.

I know I am a mooch,

More like a useless POS not worthy of the oxygen you are wasting.

Archmedes · 02-24-2007, 09:57 PM

More like a useless POS not worthy of the oxygen you are wasting.

Now isn't that a bit harsh.

**illilli** · 02-24-2007, 09:59 PM

Cory,

Damn! I googled you and I didn't realize who you were. My bad man. Look at who he is here:

http://home.se.rr.com/acmhome/somebodysuperimportant.jpg

I just get back on here today and there I go giving these punks attention.

Archmedes · 02-24-2007, 10:00 PM

I have to admit, damn funny, mate.

**Hugh Jorgan** · 02-24-2007, 10:13 PM

Purobrat would be proud of your shameless efforts.

Please send a resume and cover letter expressing your interest in learning from the master mooch ( along with 10 dog rockets or the equivalent in food stamps or Piggly Wiggly gift certificates) to:

PuroMooch Mentoring Services
PO Box 351
Santo, TX 76472

**boomshay** · 02-24-2007, 10:59 PM

Damn! I googled you and I didn't realize who you were. My bad man. Look at who he is here:

http://home.se.rr.com/acmhome/somebo...rimportant.jpg

I just get back on here today and there I go giving these punks attention.

rofl! i shot water out my nose

Archmedes · 02-25-2007, 12:47 AM

Comeon, I'm only mooching your trash, not a box of cohibas.

**ggiese** · 02-25-2007, 07:15 AM

Oh, man... If you're going to mooch - this is the guy!!! He's the MASTER!!!

I think he'd tell ya - first lesson - fly under the radar screen, establish a reputation amongst the members as being a nice and likeable guy, then talk about how you fell off your porch and hurt yourself so bad you gotta stay in bed for a week!!!

And then...

Not just your garbage cigar... He's holding an Ashton VSG!!!

Originally Posted by Hugh Jorgan

Purobrat would be proud of your shameless efforts.

Please send a resume and cover letter expressing your interest in learning from the master mooch ( along with 10 dog rockets or the equivalent in food stamps or Piggly Wiggly gift certificates) to:

PuroMooch Mentoring Services
PO Box 351
Santo, TX 76472

**ggiese** · 02-25-2007, 07:18 AM

I gotta warn ya, though - keep up with the direct mooch attempts and ya get this...

**ggiese** · 02-25-2007, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by Archmedes

Okay since a few of you took pity and did not bash me, like I admittedly deserve, here is my name and adress.

Cory Orcutt
139 West Newhaven Place
Richland WA, 99352

And I AM 18, google me, and I can show you a pic if you really need it. I am 19 as a matter of fact.

I know I am a mooch, and I a sorry to those of you who hate me for it really, but that is why I only asked for crap, not anything that you actually would smoke.

So does this mean you're joining my "Garbage Cigars of the Month Club" ©?

My first pigeon... errrr.... CUSTOMER!!!

**WOXOF** · 02-26-2007, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Archmedes

Okay since a few of you took pity and did not bash me, like I admittedly deserve, here is my name and adress.

Cory Orcutt
139 West Newhaven Place
Richland WA, 99352

And I AM 18, google me, and I can show you a pic if you really need it. I am 19 as a matter of fact.

I know I am a mooch, and I a sorry to those of you who hate me for it really, but that is why I only asked for crap, not anything that you actually would smoke.

You are more than a mooch. You're a social fucking retard who hasn't learned how to interact with people unless they are wired into some stupid ass video game. Well the Google search you requested turned up some twisted shit.

http://www.putfile.com/archmedes/media

I seriously doubt you are 19 by the level of maturity displayed in a couple of your stupid samurai pirate home movies. Which jackass are you? Probably the one deepthroating (can't think of the term Shagaroo used) the sausage. If you are 19, you serioulsy need to grow the fuck up. Take a hike you little fucktard.

**597** · 02-26-2007, 04:59 PM

Since you probably only understand Video Games Here you go:

john51277 · 02-26-2007, 05:26 PM

Well we have not heard from him in a whole day, maybe he got the hint!!

Archmedes · 02-26-2007, 06:37 PM

Hey Dumbass, You said you live with your parents? Don't they have any food in the house? You have to eat Ramen noodles? I guess they are in the pantry already? Your parents bought them? You are a damn MOOCH still, how old are you 35? You can go get a job and go to school. Hell work a lil more overtime and you can afford cigars. What about all the time you are wasting posting your lies on the forum with??

Why do I eat ramen when I live with my parents? Because only a presumptious cock would bitch their parents into buying them food, especially when they are 19 and going to college. And I don't know what kind of job you had in college, but I don't have very much left over after paying tuition, the down payment on a car, gas and all the other things that must be taken care of.

I seriously doubt you are 19 by the level of maturity displayed in a couple of your stupid samurai pirate home movies. Which jackass are you? Probably the one deepthroating (can't think of the term Shagaroo used) the sausage. If you are 19, you serioulsy need to grow the fuck up. Take a hike you little fucktard.

HAHA! I haven't seen those in ages. There is an online film festival called filmfights and me and some friends submitted those just to piss them off. Kind of like this thread is pissing you guys off.

Now Arch - as much attention as everyone is giving you, I just wanted to thank you for the hours of entertainment that you've given me

I think I am having more fun than you. I have sturred the whole forum into this thread. In fact it has been the number one thread in exchange for the last couple days. We're already up to page 8, lets keep on with it. This forum is like a giant toolshead.

Well we have not heard from him in a whole day, maybe he got the hint!!

It's called going to class. I will keep posting until you guys stop or, I get banned. In my mindset banned=me winning.

**ReV** · 02-26-2007, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by Archmedes

And I don't know what kind of job you had in college, but I don't have very much left over after paying tuition, the down payment on a car, gas and all the other things that must be taken care of.

Here's where it still gets me... I dont know what kind of job you have either buddy, but it must be one hell of one for you to be able to 'splurge' on 206 cigars AFTER your bills. Bills like that, easily wipe out a part-time pay check... How much did your little buying spree cost you anyway? So are you exagerating on what bills you have, exagerating on how many sticks you bought(if any), or do you just have the worst money management skills known to man?

**illilli** · 02-26-2007, 09:00 PM

It's called going to class. I will keep posting until you guys stop or, I get banned. In my mindset banned=me winning.

I didn't want to do this, but it looks like I am going to have to make you cry.

I don't know about any of the other men on this forum (and woman as well), but when I was 19, I had a WHOLE lot of better things to do with my free time than to sit on a computer and write love letters to a bunch of stuffy guys. You see, that's what it is, it's LOVE. You LOVE the attention because you know you can't get it from a woman (or man or sheep) and your existence is so sad that you KNOW you are pathetic. I mean, even the geeks are off playing Star Wars, the Card Game, or SOMETHING, but you......well, you just got nothing better to do than to think you are stirring us up. We don't really care one way or the other. We only make comments to make our other "IN" brothers laugh. You are not "IN", you are "OUT"....and you KNOW that. You wish you could somehow become cool enough to get even a small slice of our respect, but you have already screwed it up. Now you are trying to save what little dignity you have left by making a statement of how you will win if we ban you.

But you have already lost, so you can't win no matter what you do or no matter what we do. You see this board has seen professional bad losers and you aren't even good enough to carry their sorry asshat underwear to the trash.

So, why don't you just do those things that 19 year-olds do. Enjoy your fantasy cigars and go to another cigar forum where the people are very nice. You CAN keep posting here as long as you want, but we will get tired of playing with you and your love affair will have to end.

Look....I feel bad for you. I'm sure you are a cool guy in your 19-year old world. You've learned a surprising lesson here, I'm sure. Next time, learn to respect the yard you come to shit in. We make the rules here and we decide whether you get to play in our yard or not. Come back in a year when you have learned what it is to be a man, what integrity means, and what respecting others is all about.

**aceswired** · 02-26-2007, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Archmedes

Why do I eat ramen when I live with my parents? Because only a presumptious cock would bitch their parents into buying them food, especially when they are 19 and going to college.

But yet it's okay to "bitch" complete strangers for free cigars?

coors_ca · 02-27-2007, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by aceswired

But yet it's okay to "bitch" complete strangers for free cigars?

this thread is full of insight.

**basil** · 02-27-2007, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by Archmedes

It's called going to class. I will keep posting until you guys stop or, I get banned. In my mindset banned=me winning.

That's 'cuz you're a dumbass.

This pos can't even lie well - he's too fucking stupid. He's not even a student in any college. He can't spell or write. There's too many holes in everything he writes. It's all bullshit. 10 to 1 he's some idiot that's been run outta here before.