LOL. I'd always be worried about anything French military because you know that it would not be effective against two things: 1) germans, it would turn around and surrender immediately, or 2) vineyards and cafes within a 100-mile radius, it would immediately seek to get drunk off wine and filled with baguettes.
"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
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