What is a "Promo Cigars" - why didn't anybody tell me about "Promo Cigars"?

My current source (www.fakebuttheylooklikerealcubancigars.com) is getting pretty hokey in their specials, so I need a new vendor. The turkeys sold me a glasstop box of Cohiba's last month - and it turns out the glass isn't really glass - it's plastic!!!! How bogus is that!!!

Can a brother hook a brother up???