Quote Originally Posted by MMAB View Post
Where am I? Wha.....what happened? How long have I been out?

I see some familiar faces....CC (you devil you!) GG (ditto), nhcigarfan and others.

Boy! I've been away for a long while!

I've been so damned busy over the past year I just haven't had the energy to stroke a key!

I must try to get back on a bit.

The first thing I think of in the morning is oral sex. Can I say that here? Then I think of a shower and while I'm in the shower I think of....well...never mind.

I don't think of a cigar until I've at least had a cup of coffee and a meal.

Five cigars a day? I've been smoking for ten years and I can't handle that!

Nice to see you guys are still here! I'll be back!
HOLY MOMMA!!

A blast from the past!!

GREAT to see you MMAB!! Don't be a stranger!