I'm pretty notorious for carrying way to much crap in my pockets. As far back as first grade I can remember my pockets being stuffed. I got on cargo shorts right now, so this should be pretty funny:

1 iPod 30 gig video
1 George Costanza sized wallet.
1 Sprint PPC 6600 pda phone
1 set of keys
1 Xikar Tech 3 cutter
3 miscellaneous receipts
2 crumpled up napkins
1 La Tradicion Cubana cigar band
1 Puch Rare Corojo cigar band
3 guitar picks
2 bic lighters (you can just keep your Colibri - I don't have to refill my lighter between smokes)
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