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    I have no pockets, but even if I did, my pockets are always empty, since I get to carry a purse. Something about a bulge in a lady's pockets just bugs me.

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    Wallet (Cutter in pocket)
    Railcard
    Marlboro lights
    lighter
    3 sachets of sugar
    2 coffee stirrers
    lint
    phone
    Napkins (3)
    Receipts (5)
    I thought it was a tampon joke!

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    Wallet
    checkbook
    Sony Ericsson W810i phone
    40 GB iPod
    keys
    small bullet cutter
    swiss army knife
    carmex
    $0.93
    glasses cloth
    pen
    some sand

    spiffykyle

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    I'm like hex, i carry way too damn much stuff, and cargo shorts just make it worse.

    Blackberry
    Wallet
    Keys
    Pen
    Pencil
    Lighter
    Scantron (Remant of finals)
    Moleskein
    Money clip
    Business cards
    iPod
    Headphones
    Candy
    Soda
    Class schedule booklet thing
    Macbook charger
    D&D character sheet
    Electronic components (tech club audio project)
    ID thingy with bus and train cards
    Benchmade Apparition knife
    Leatherman tool

    I really should empty all this stuff out and streamline it all, but I'm just gonna need it all next week so I probably wont.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCsommerreid View Post
    I'm like hex, i carry way too damn much stuff, and cargo shorts just make it worse.

    Blackberry
    Wallet
    Keys
    Pen
    Pencil
    Lighter
    Scantron (Remant of finals)
    Moleskein
    Money clip
    Business cards
    iPod
    Headphones
    Candy
    Soda
    Class schedule booklet thing
    Macbook charger
    D&D character sheet
    Electronic components (tech club audio project)
    ID thingy with bus and train cards
    Benchmade Apparition knife
    Leatherman tool

    I really should empty all this stuff out and streamline it all, but I'm just gonna need it all next week so I probably wont.
    Dude, you must look like Fat Bastard fron "The Spy Who Shagged Me" with all that stuff.

    Me, I've got:

    The P/O box key
    1 disposable lighter
    1 pipe lighter (Zippo)
    Thumb Drive hanging off a belt loop
    Wallet
    $9.35 in change (including 3 Toonies and 3 Loonies, Canadians will understand!!)
    Business card folder
    ><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> ¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>

    Hi. My name is Jim and I like to shave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCsommerreid View Post
    I'm like hex, i carry way too damn much stuff, and cargo shorts just make it worse.

    Blackberry
    Wallet
    Keys
    Pen
    Pencil
    Lighter
    Scantron (Remant of finals)
    Moleskein
    Money clip
    Business cards
    iPod
    Headphones
    Candy
    Soda
    Class schedule booklet thing
    Macbook charger
    D&D character sheet
    Electronic components (tech club audio project)
    ID thingy with bus and train cards
    Benchmade Apparition knife
    Leatherman tool

    I really should empty all this stuff out and streamline it all, but I'm just gonna need it all next week so I probably wont.

    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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    Check book
    Wallet
    Taurus 617 revolver
    two speed loaders
    keys
    pocket knife
    change
    paycheck
    a couple of dollar bills
    pen
    pencil
    Cingular 8525 PDA/phone
    Forgot:
    Xikar cutter
    Lighter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin390 View Post
    snip...
    Taurus 617 revolver
    two speed loaders
    ...snip
    ><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> ¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>

    Hi. My name is Jim and I like to shave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newfie View Post
    cute smiley.

    I have to use two hands to count the number of times I have been acousted at night around here where I live.

    Nothing says hello like 600 ft lbs of kentic energy.

    I forgot the rest of the math. 21 rounds x 600 ft lbs of KE = 12,600 combined ft lbs
    Last edited by Merlin390; 05-18-2007 at 07:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supergirl View Post
    Something about a bulge in a lady's pockets just bugs me.

    Ummmmm.....me too

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    2 sets of keys, wallet, phone, cutter, lighter, random cigar bands, pen. Y'all got some interesting things in your pockets, moleskin, revolvers and soda. I carried those three things before but not in my pockets.
    The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown

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    razr
    billfold
    2007 graduation mints
    some quarters
    some senior pictures

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    I always organize my pockets, same stuff in same ones.

    Front Left Pocket:
    - Cell Phone
    - Bert's Bees Lip Balm
    - Tiger torch lighter
    - Change
    - Orbit Bubblemint Gum
    - Small Lotion

    Front Right Pocket:
    - Huge keychain with 20-ish keys
    - Small keychain with car key and small mag light
    - Spec Plus folding knife

    Back Left Pocket:
    - Wallet

    Back Right Pocket:
    - Trash
    When peace, like a river, attendeth my way,
    When sorrows like sea billows roll;
    Whatever my lot, Thou has taught me to say,
    It is well, it is well, with my soul.

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    Well it is 11:15 pm, but..
    • Wallet
      Xikar cutter
      Spyderco Delica
    Last edited by pub spears; 05-20-2007 at 11:02 PM. Reason: dummy

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