You guys put way too much in your pockets. I carry most of that stuff on my belt but I will start with my pockets first.
Left front-
Money clip and some cash
Switch blade
Left back-
Wallet
Right front-
Lighter (Z-plus insert in Zippo Brass case)
Four Quarters
Wire Nuts ( two yellow, one green)
Washer and 1/4 - 20 nut (now I wonder where the bolt went)

On my belt-
Left side-
Case with Colibri lighter with sliding punch built in
Stainless steel twin blade cutter
Strap for key rings and two key rings with about two dozen keys total
Right side-
Folding razor knife
Cell phone in case
Cableman's kit (Scisors and knife in sheath)

I carry two fine point black pens and a Sharpie in my shirt pocket along with a cigar or two depending on the time of day.