There's always a way to make an engaging movie involving something people are passionate about. I never said it should be for the average (American) Joe. Sideways and Red Violin certainly weren't aimed at the average Joe, while I bet Freddie Got Fingered was
But if there was one for your average joe it might run like this...
Time travelling robots from the future come to earth, sink a large unsinkable ocean liner with an iceberg they broke of the Arctic using glogal warming, all the while discussing the nuances of different fillers and binders and smoking bans. Oh and Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Alba should probably make an appearance somewhere in it too, preferably scantily clad and hugging each other. Throw in some impossibly large explosions, a mini-gun, an analogy to jesus and you've got a blockbuster on your hands.







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