My sister-in-law, a friend, and I were out to lunch at a pizza place a while back. We got into discussing diapers and what is the best brand to buy. (I know, I know, what an intriguing convo.) We mentioned Huggies, Target, Wal-Mart, Pampers, and Costco.

As we were leaving and the waitress was clearing our table, my SIL asks me if I'd ever tried the BJ's brand diapers.

"I don't like BJ's. They feel weird to me."

She looked at me and said, "That's what he said."

Poor waitress turned red.