Your Best "That's What She Said"

[mills]

Amongst my friends I hold the record from about 2 years back. While we were on tour our lead singer was driving. He had some crappy CD in and someone said in a real whiny voice, "Take it out, Jay" You should have heard it.

But, I think I may have out done myself while I was eating in Cracker Barrel with my family last week. That's right ... Dad, Step-Mom, Step Siblings, Sarah, and Grandma. My dad was talking about some movie and said, "I kept waiting for something to happen, and then it was over". I don't know if I've ever seen my dad laugh that hard. He was so embarrased. I was sitting across from Grandma.

Your turn.

You pulled out a "that's what she said" in front of your grandma? For shame...

[cigar no baka]

I've heard this one around the smoke shop often:


"That's a big stick you've got there man."