I was whipped when I was bad, until I got older, then I was grounded for a week or more per offense, which prompted me to ask for the whippings to return.

But I learned that actions have consequences, and that's what all kids should learn and learn quick, or else they turn out to be adult turds who go on the internet and melt down, troll, and become slack-jawed, drooling stooges sent in to gum up the works wherever they may tread.