Letter from my Landlord

[The Korean]

Shuld have tacked yoru reply onto a whole watermelon and left iton the leasing office's doorstep.

I just got a visual of the lady walking up to the note and watermelon and saying "what da hell?" Made me chuckle....

[nhcigarfan]

Classic. Have fun with that one.

[cigarsarge]

You're gonna get evicted...Na Na Na Na Na Na

[Bassfever]

Pull a Gallager on her front door step

[rsanz]

What kind of dog eats watermelons anyway?

[Monk]

Hey Chris,

although the whole thing seems idiotic take it serious about how you deal and react with it. It can easily be part of someone's strategy to get you out of the building and could be part of some background or documentation effort in a build up to evict. I have seen it before so be real careful. I'd send a formal response in a mail stating that no one in your appartment has done that and also cite your comments on hating watermelon in the first place.

-W.

[cigar no baka]

You have rights as a tenant. Find out what they are; often there are public free resources that can advise you. Fight back, but do it in a way that they will know that A)it's not you, B)I will not be slandered and pushed around, but C)I will be the adult here and show you that I'm not the shitheel, it's whoever is lying about me that is.