Quote Originally Posted by JFellows View Post
Good to hear.

While on the topic of turds... Last night, I felt like I was going to take the shit of a lifetime. I drop my pants, assume the position, and let out a fucking velocerapter tyrannosaurus banshee shriek of a fart. I'm talking about a left cheek sneak of epic, deafening, fright-enducing proportions. It was as prolonged as it was primordial. Following this, an acorn-size turdlet popped out, and that was that. Pretty anticlimactic. I wanted my money back.
The turdlet would be worth it if had the velocity of a paintball. Those are always cool.