Last time I have greasy, cheap Mexican food for lunch..aye caramba!!!
Last time I have greasy, cheap Mexican food for lunch..aye caramba!!!
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
Good to hear.
While on the topic of turds... Last night, I felt like I was going to take the shit of a lifetime. I drop my pants, assume the position, and let out a fucking velocerapter tyrannosaurus banshee shriek of a fart. I'm talking about a left cheek sneak of epic, deafening, fright-enducing proportions. It was as prolonged as it was primordial. Following this, an acorn-size turdlet popped out, and that was that. Pretty anticlimactic. I wanted my money back.
Did the turdlet at least splash your ass?
eating too much guacamole = greased up poop that slides right out.
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