Hahah, that is awesome.


Another story I heard from a guy I know:

This guy had only had a few drinks, but was speeding like crazy down an empty highway road late at night. As soon as he blazed past a large sign, a police car (which had been waiting there) shot out after him. After pulling him over, the officer approached the window and said "I've been waiting all night for a punk kid like you!", to which this guy replied (with a straight look on his face, of course): "Well, sorry Officer - I got here as fast as I could!" Apparently the cop's jaw hit the ground, and then he proceeded to laugh his ass off. The guy got off with a warning.