I'm an ancient warrior. But I believe in the adage that "Friends don't let friends smoke Ghurkas".

FYI, lap dances in Houston are $20 per, but they have twofer nights midweek where you can get 2 for $20. And for the record, the only reason I know that is that our weekly free lib rag, the Houston press, which I read for comical value, has tons of ads in it for titty bars.