Private Stock Spirits ~ Pong lite

I made the mistake at my local distributor of commenting on this beer while checking out. I said something to the effect of "Oh gawd...Pong?" Whereupon, he said "Oh, it's not bad "for what it is"" and whipped one out of an open case he had there. I mean, I guess that was nice.

This shit is pure water. I can't taste anything in it.