At home we are more concerned that santa hangs around with a bunch of fairys.

I have done my best to be a good boy this year, I have only screamed in the supermarket three times when the wife wouldn't let me have the whisky and I only stole my sons dinner money twice.

I like suprises so do your best santa.

Oh and tell mrs clause that I am free on boxing day for a bit of relief (nudge nudge)